What weapons will you take in the black friday battle against the married broads?

I've heard you broads can get quite unruly when it comes to saving a few bucks here and thereWhat weapons will you take in the black friday battle against the married broads?
I'm a lover, not a fighter, so I'm up here relaxing on the Cape instead. For me, the best way to battle is to avoid it altogether.What weapons will you take in the black friday battle against the married broads?
he. gobble gobble.lol. I got the pony tail planned, vaseline and the razor in my mouth any body gets too close and its a wrap for their holidays and mine for that matter. I will be busy getting to know my new gf big Bertha. I dont care as long as broads dont get too close.lol. bronx style.
An SUV with my teenager escorting me and a nasty a** hangover. Get the f*** out of my way, I have shopping to do and wanna get home, drink a gallon of water and take a nap.





PS, I like your new picture.
Horrendous beer farts
BROKEN BEER BOTTLES
Yes, us Broads are dangerous, stay away! Single Broads are lethal too!
makeup remover, haha
They should use you as a shield to scare everyone out of their way!
Nothing, cuz I refuse to be a part of the madness. You ladies enjoy! I'll be home on the couch, enjoying coffee.
I GOT BRASS NUCKS!!!
a really big stick



So we've progressed from Ladies to Broads now, nice..... you jerk

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