Why married men fart more than a bachelor guy?

I have seen men fart more after marriage. Why? Is it the same case with women?Why married men fart more than a bachelor guy?
you could say cause we don't become assholes until we are married....





I dunno I think we notice ourselves ripping *** more cause we try to hold it in so long while courting our wifes now we fart all the time cause our seals are all burnt up from holding it in.Why married men fart more than a bachelor guy?
I have this theory that men are soooo much better when they are single because they have to keep someone. They know that if they are rude, the woman could leave, no strings attached. But when they are married, the women have a harder time leaving because divorces take so long.
It's because they are fed better than us single dudes. Women never fart cause then their poonaynay would be tinky. Good question dude...laterz!!
They also forget how to cook.
stress farts!!!
ahahahahahhahahahhahaha funny!!!
he is more comfortable.
because their around their wives so they feel more comfortable..?
thaey dont need to impress anyone anymore
They eat Ho-Ho's once there married making gas and fat.
ur are comfortable and not embarrassed by your wife smelling it. you have finished impressing her, so you let it all out !!. yuk !!
Remember the old adage ';Wherever you be, let your wind go free. Best you suffer instead of me';
I eat my wifes coking..and i fart more.